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CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE
CHUCK NORRIS PUNCHED THE GROUND, MADE IT CRY AND BOTTLED THE TEARS.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR SUNBLOCK, THE SUN WEARS CHUCKBLOCK.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TORNADO-ONLY THE AFTERMATH OF A CHUCK NORRIS SNEEZE.
CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY.
CHUCK NORRIS HAS ALREADY BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE THERE